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«Die Energie ist komisch» - Söder als Papa

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Von: DPA am 24. Juli 2026, 04:00 Uhr

24. Juli 2026, 04:00 Uhr

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München (dpa) - Markus Söder war schon Gandalf, Marilyn Monroe und Shrek bei der Fastnacht in Franken, Food-Influencer und Wiesn-Sänger auf Instagram, Baum-Umarmer und Grünen-Hasser auf dem politischen Parkett. Jetzt aber zeigt Bayerns Ministerpräsident sich in einer Rolle, in…

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